You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them
Misha Collins: WOW, YOU ALL LOOK LOVELY. If I had a taxidermist on my staff I would have you all stuffed and mount you on the walls of my home. In a sort of life-like, but terrifying pose.
the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place